A single “Caveman Card” portraying Snerk, a clumsy cave-dweller frozen mid

A single “Caveman Card” portraying Snerk, a clumsy cave-dweller frozen mid-panic as flames rise from the tip of his hair. One hand holds a burning stick with wonder, the other slaps at his smoking fur vest. His eyes are wide with a mix of terror and triumph. The background cave is lit with flickering torchlight, and a crude drawing of fire is etched behind him. The card features a dynamic holographic flame ripple, giving the illusion that the fire is moving. The foil border glows with a chaotic red-gold shimmer, hinting at volatile rarity. Faux stats scrawled in fire-charred stone font read “Fire Mastery: Accidental” and “Pain Tolerance: Developing.” A slapstick tribute to the moment early man met his hottest discovery.

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